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	So, I found this book that somebody lost. It's called "The Corps."
	LOL NO ITS PRONNOUNCED “CORPSE.” IT MEANS DEAD PEEPLE.
	Uhm, no, it’s spelled “C-O-R-P-S” – that’s pronounced “CORE.”
	LOL UR SILLY. I KNOW HOW TO SPELL DEAD PEEPLE!
	No, really. It’s a military term. This author writes military books.
	OMG THIS IS SO MORBID WHO WANTS TO READ BOOKS ABOUT DEAD PEEPLE?!

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