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Showing posts with label true story. Show all posts
Merry Christmas
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
 | Four days until Christmas!!! |
 | Don't you mean "Three days until Christmas" ? |
| | Nuh-uh. Christmas is on Saturday. |
| | Yes... and today is Wednesday. |
| | So... Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Four days! |
| | No... you don't count the day that you're counting TO. Just the days leading up to it. |
| | Is that how it works? |
| | Yes. |
| | YAY Now we're a day closer to Christmas!! |
| | You're welcome. |
How to be a Jerk in the Office
Monday, October 25, 2010
Today I thought I would provide some tips for those of you who would like to one day become the biggest jerk in your office. We'll use examples of some injustices that befell me today before lunch.
1. If you're a security guard responsible for checking peoples' bags, don't check their bags. Just glare at them angrily.
1. If you're a security guard responsible for checking peoples' bags, don't check their bags. Just glare at them angrily.
Voicemails I'll Never Return
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
"I put in a ticket for this issue last night and I haven't heard from you yet. What is the status?"
The status is: I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET. That's why you haven't heard from me.
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