Showing posts with label powered by sadness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label powered by sadness. Show all posts
How to be a Jerk in the Office
Monday, October 25, 2010
Today I thought I would provide some tips for those of you who would like to one day become the biggest jerk in your office. We'll use examples of some injustices that befell me today before lunch.
1. If you're a security guard responsible for checking peoples' bags, don't check their bags. Just glare at them angrily.
1. If you're a security guard responsible for checking peoples' bags, don't check their bags. Just glare at them angrily.
Voicemails I'll Never Return
Tuesday, August 24, 2010
"I put in a ticket for this issue last night and I haven't heard from you yet. What is the status?"
The status is: I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET. That's why you haven't heard from me.
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