skip to main | skip to sidebar

Search:

Google
Custom Search

Tag Cloud:

babies children cube neighbor derp diabetic Fishie friends grammar hairbrain happy ending hate imagination jerks loud talkers convention loudmouth magic office ambassadors our fearless leader passive-aggressive barbie powered by sadness rant sadness storybook stupid people t-rex true story violence vp's assistant work

Popular Posts

  • Personal Space
  • Strangers' Babies
  • Theft

All the Stuff

  • ▼ 2012 (1)
    • ▼ Jan (1)
      • Ice Water
  • ► 2011 (6)
    • ► Nov (1)
    • ► Oct (1)
    • ► May (1)
    • ► Apr (3)
  • ► 2010 (27)
    • ► Dec (1)
    • ► Nov (1)
    • ► Oct (2)
    • ► Sep (4)
    • ► Aug (2)
    • ► Jul (1)
    • ► Jun (10)
    • ► May (6)

Cheerful Autopsy

Common sense is dead. Let's find out what killed it! :3

How to be a Jerk in the Office

Monday, October 25, 2010

Today I thought I would provide some tips for those of you who would like to one day become the biggest jerk in your office. We'll use examples of some injustices that befell me today before lunch.




1. If you're a security guard responsible for checking peoples' bags, don't check their bags. Just glare at them angrily.

Read the rest here -->

Stumble This Fav This With Technorati Add To Del.icio.us Digg This Add To Reddit I'm reading: How to be a Jerk in the OfficeTweet This!

at 10:07 AM 0 comments    

Labels: derp, hate, jerks, loud talkers convention, office ambassadors, passive-aggressive barbie, powered by sadness, rant, sadness, stupid people, true story, violence, work

Gummy Bears

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Read the rest here -->

Stumble This Fav This With Technorati Add To Del.icio.us Digg This Add To Reddit I'm reading: Gummy BearsTweet This!

at 11:11 AM 0 comments    

Labels: Fishie, powered by sadness, stupid people, t-rex, true story, violence, work

Fishie

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Read the rest here -->

Stumble This Fav This With Technorati Add To Del.icio.us Digg This Add To Reddit I'm reading: FishieTweet This!

at 7:19 AM 0 comments    

Labels: Fishie, friends, happy ending, powered by sadness, sadness, true story, work

Remove Account

Friday, September 17, 2010

Read the rest here -->

Stumble This Fav This With Technorati Add To Del.icio.us Digg This Add To Reddit I'm reading: Remove AccountTweet This!

at 8:33 AM 0 comments    

Labels: hate, jerks, powered by sadness, sadness, true story, work

Forms are Hard

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Read the rest here -->

Stumble This Fav This With Technorati Add To Del.icio.us Digg This Add To Reddit I'm reading: Forms are HardTweet This!

at 1:53 PM 0 comments    

Labels: hate, office ambassadors, powered by sadness, stupid people, true story, work

Newer Posts Older Posts Home
Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)

Total Pageviews

Blog Design by Gisele Jaquenod

Work under CC License

Creative Commons License