Merry Christmas

	Four days until Christmas!!!
	Don't you mean "Three days until Christmas" ?
	Nuh-uh. Christmas is on Saturday.
	Yes... and today is Wednesday.
	So... Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Four days!
	No... you don't count the day that you're counting TO. Just the days leading up to it.
	Is that how it works?
	Yes.
	YAY Now we're a day closer to Christmas!!
	You're welcome.

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Keychain Installation

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How to be a Jerk in the Office

Today I thought I would provide some tips for those of you who would like to one day become the biggest jerk in your office. We'll use examples of some injustices that befell me today before lunch.




1. If you're a security guard responsible for checking peoples' bags, don't check their bags. Just glare at them angrily.

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Gummy Bears

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Fishie

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Remove Account

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Forms are Hard

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My Return from Vacation

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Voicemails I'll Never Return

Voicemail:
"I put in a ticket for this issue last night and I haven't heard from you yet. What is the status?"

How I'd likely respond:
The status is: I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET. That's why you haven't heard from me.

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What was Your Name Again?

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Welcome to the World

Today I present a very special illustration to commemorate the birth of Pregzilla's daughter.
Little One, thank you for showing up so that my friend will no longer plague us with her Pregnancy Rage :)

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QUESTIONS QUESTIONS

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Ramblings of a T-Rex

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The Adventures of T-Rex, Issue 2

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Pregzilla

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What does 'approval' mean, anyway??

LETS SEE THIS USER IS TRANSFERRING DEPARTMENTS. HE STILL NEEDS ALL HIS ACCESS, SO I’LL PUT IN THE FORM REQUESTING FOR ALL OF HIS ACCESS TO BE REMOVED.

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Communication

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How Problems get Fixed

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Handwriting

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Requests

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the events which have just transpired

So, I found this book that somebody lost. It's called "The Corps."

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Going Away Party

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Personal Space

With as much idiocy as I've seen in my lifetime, I shouldn't be shocked when people do stupid or inconsiderate things.

But the things they do just bother me so much, that I have to say something. One of the things that bothers me, yet happens every day, is the invasion of my personal space.

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The Adventures of T-Rex, Issue 1

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The Saga Continues...

HAY LETS HAVE A MEETING SO I CAN SEE WHY YOUR SO BAD AT UR JOB

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Strangers' Babies

People have been showing me a lot of pictures of babies recently. Now, if you know me, you know that I’m NOT a baby person at all. Even a little. I’m not pro-choice, I’m pro-abortion.

Now, if you’re showing me a picture of a baby that belongs to someone I know, it’s fine. No big deal. But my problem is that people keep showing me pictures of babies belonging to people I either don’t know, or don’t like.

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An Exciting "Tail" :)

Based on a true story.

HAY GUISE I NEED ACCESS TO THE DRIVE RIGHT NOW ITS IMPORTANT

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I'm reading: An Exciting "Tail" :)